Saturday, 31 October 2009
House Of Bernarda Alba -National Theatre of Scotland
'The House of Bernarda Alba' originally written by Federico GarcĂa Lorca and adapted for The National Theatre of Scotland by Rona Munro. Directed by John Tiffany with a female cast headed by Siobhan Redmond, Myra McFadyen, Jo Freer, Vanessa Johnson, Louise Ludgate, Una McLean, Julie Wilson Nimmo and Carmen Pieraccini. Set designed by Laura Hopkins, Sound by Paul Arditti and Lighting by Natasha Chivers. Performed at the Dundee Rep Theatre, 6th - 10th of October. Attended captioned performance on Thursday the 8th October, 7.30pm.
Set under the rain drenched roof top of a Clydonian apartment, 'The House of Bernarda Alba' bears little physical resemblance to the sun scorched lands of Lorca's Andalusian vision. John Tiffany has reset the rural domestic drama in a glossy new world of corruption and jealousy where the upholding of public image is crucial to survival.
After the gangland death of her second husband, the fiery matriarch Bernie retreats to her home and imposes a lock in on her daughters. The five girls fight against their mother’s oppression and compete for the affections of an absent male. The design of Bernie’s lair acts as the perfect metaphor for suppressed desire. Its bland and clinical interior reflects the denial of any individuality. The daughters are treated like the Royal Doulton, as fragile decorations that need to be separated from the flamboyant and liberated world exemplified by the nightclub below.
Siobhan Redmond successfully embodies the strength of the old fascist world in her role as wife and mother of Glasgow’s Mafia Glitterati. The fiery Spanish temperament translates with ease to the fast paced and guttural Glaswegian accent. Bernie’s unpredictable nature is comparable to the sensuous control of a flamenco dance that suddenly erupts and aggressively commands the floor.
Unfortunately the characterisation of the daughters is weak and underdeveloped. Julie Wilson Nimmo is given little to work with and plays Agnus as a wet blanket with a patronising ‘Balamory’ accent. Vanessa Johnson, as the youngest daughter, alienates the audience for the majority of the first act with her bratty and infantile approach to teenage life. There is no fire or attack to her tantrums and she struggles to flourish in the closing traumatic scenes. Tiffany’s direction is strongest when the entire cast share the stage. It is the accumulative presence of the women that form the heart of the play. Carmen Pieraccini and Lousie Ludgate in particular add their own dynamics to the script. They balance out the play’s volatile arguments with genuine moments of sibling affection.
Munro’s adaptation modernises the theme of privacy and reputation by using the media and press as an alternative metaphor for the prying neighbours of Andalucia. The result is a strange hybrid between a gritty kitchen sink drama and something found in the back of OK magazine. In the claustrophobic setting the characters laze about and are more worried about their physical appearance than their poor grandmother’s dementia. Munro has over simplified the narrative and in the process has diluted Lorca’s tragedy for the benefit of a modern audience. As Bernie replaces her Chanel sunglasses in the final scene and the family retreats back into the house I feel dismally indifferent to the girl’s plight for liberation.
Thankfully, Una McLean gives a tremendous performance as Bernie’s mother. She supplies a maturity and authenticity to the play that at times can feel cheapened by poorly timed moments of comedy and insincerity. Without Una’s striking speech about lost love and imprisonment, the play would feel more like a live soap opera.
Saturday, 10 October 2009
Just Dance.. GONNA BE (an) OK (show)!
http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/2240267/Davina_McCall_Launch_Sky1_Just
http://sky1.sky.com/just-dance-compete-in-sky1s-dance-competition
I very nearly bailed out of attending the first round auditions for Sky's new 'Just Dance' show in Edinburgh the other day. I wasn't auditioning! I had tickets to be in the studio audience. The competitors for this dance spectacular will be added to a short list after auditions in Edinburgh, Manchester and London before appearing on the Sky One programme in early January. I'd never been in a studio audience before. I didn't know what was expected of me! What if i had to spontaneously dance?!... not that i'd have a problem with that! What if my clapping technique wasn't up to par!?
5.10pm
Me and my ma persevere and allow ourselves to be shepherded across a Leith car park to a giant dome next to Ocean Terminal shopping centre. We are allowed in, 20 at a time, and a runner shows us to our seats. Our purpose, as free ticketed audience members, is to provide an impartial equivalent to the screaming stage mums seated to the right of the judges. The tacky car park location is transformed into a glitter ball dream thanks to some clever lighting and giant sparkly set dressings. The shift in atmosphere plus the bustling of runners in black fussing around Davina made me relax and start to enjoy the experience. We're sitting next to the judges desks. I unashamedly coo at the pre-set water glasses, notepads, pens and yes/no buzzers. It is so X Factor.
The compere allez ups onto the stage and starts to warm us up with a little Tom Jones rendition. The supposedly comedic unbuttoning of his shirt to reveal dark chest hair is ungainly and not needed. We sing a few songs, learn how to clap enthusiastically and even have a wee moment to cha cha slide with Davina McCall! Removing our coats, (to fake that we had been comfortable in our seats for more than 3 minutes)the show begins!
Kimberley Wyatt (the blonde, short haired Pussycat Doll), Adam Garcia ( career notes for Dr Who, Riding in Cars with Boys and Wicked) and last but certainly not least, the delectable Ashley Banjo from 'Britain's Got Talent' act Diversity are on the panel of judges. I found Adam, rather waffley. I guess most of his long-winded reasons for why they did/didn't make the shortlist will be cut out post production. Kimberley supplied the smart, down the line comments. It was refreshing to have a judge that didn't use silly 'that was worse than bla' comments to express themselves. She gave constructive criticism and encouragement when it was due. Ashley, bless him, provided the panel with some heart. Having experienced the live judging process in Britain's Got Talent, he shows great empathy to the brave contestants.
6.10pm
First up is Scotland's very own Billy Elliot! Seriously! He did a 10 month run at the Victoria Palace in London's West End. I recognise him instantly from my anal perusing of the programme last Christmas. He has turned up to dance, clad in tap shoes, white vest top and jeans. The staple Billy Elliot wardrobe. He is a fine specimen with great technique but something about his upper half troubles me. Perhaps it is the nerves. Needless to say, he makes it through with 3 gold yes'. Oh - note to talent show savvy audiences... Gold yes' are the new green ticks for a judging panel.
Next up is a 10 year old street kid with buckets of talent and confidence. He eases on through to the next round. He is followed by the cutest wee skeleton I have ever seen. This 8 year old kid hops up onto the massive stage and dominates it with one simple extension of his arm. He manages to make it through despite the judges concern for his fragile age. Watch out for the diamante skeleton kid in the January show!
A girl in some kind of ostrich feather costume is next and pales in comparison to the 8 year old. She is unanimously voted off the stage. She didn't point her toes during a lyrical dance!! Come on!! Rule number one , stretch the feet!
Other acts I remember for the wrong reasons include a group of 9-14 year olds, dressed as toy soldiers. I saw theses kids rehearsing in the street a few hours earlier and thought their acrobatic skills would wow the judges. I was wrong. Although their 90 second piece is original, it lacks direction and delivery. The kids dance on platforms of plastics with attached trainers, just like the toy soldiers from Disney's'Toy Story'. The first 30 seconds is inspired but quickly turns sour as the kids evacuate their boots and freestyle their way onto the bus home. Or so we think!! Davina makes a plea for them and scrapes them a re audition in Manchester later this month. It'll make good TV if nothing else. Every one loves when the celebrity intervenes with the judging panel. Especially a celebrity with fabulous jeans on! Davina is as goofy and loveable as ever.
Sadly the whole experience ends quickly and we are escorted off the premises before we can pap the celebs. I feel reassured! Scotland never fairs well in any reality TV show. The Scottish Big Brother contestants have included political activists and outrageously gay highlanders. Not surprisingly, they didn't come close to winning. Even in this year's x factor, Glasgow produced very little talent! We may not be able to sing but they cannae take the dancing outta our blood!
Studio audiences are a laugh. I apply for pretty much everything that comes through the SRO audience company. They do shows for the BBC as well as Sky and offer you the best shot at FREE tickets to shows like Mock the Week or Strictly Come Dancing. Warning - you will leave with clap sore hands and a stiff jaw from smiling too much. Attend at your own pleasure risk.
http://www.sroaudiences.com/
Friday, 9 October 2009
Glass and a Half Full of Giggles
Cadbury suceeded in making me chuckle every wintery night of 2007 by bringing a Phil Collins impersonating drummer to our screens. It was fresh and wacky and a welcome change from the infuriating sensodine adverts where vain women complain about not being able to eat ice cream on their late night date or the ambi pure ads where gross children do 'a poo' and need to replenish their bathroom air with essence du lavender field. Or the 'joy' spreading car adverts! Then the asda price women stopped slapping their backsides!! That was the only novel part of the otherwise generic 'we are cheaper' supermarket campaigns.
Thanks to 'Glass and a Half Full productions', I didn't mind having my weekend dose of x factor interrupted. I actually looked forward to the soulful gorilla, giving it laldey on the drums. I should add that my grandma genuinly said, "Wowee, that was risky, gettting so close to a gorilla like that. How long do you think it took to train it?" Bless.
Airing in August 07 during a break to the Big Brother 7 Finale schedual, the add quickly accummualted a cult following. Facebook appreciation groups were launched, youtube had over 500,000 hits in its first upload week and parodies blossomed across the world as people warmed to the fuzzy fella. Collins made a mint in itunes sales and made a point to protect the copywright license of his song 'In the Air Tonight' by reporting the Wonderbra franchise for doing a 'cup full' parody of the ad. http://tinyurl.com/yj5newz
Even the eyebrow dance ad, which was incredibly disturbing, offered something a little different to the prime time line up. I can barely make it to the moment when the little girl produces a pink balloon before wetting myself. I mean, what does the add tell us about the chocolate? Why would watching two kids ruin any future romantic opportunites make me want to buy chocolate? I think the answer lies in the question. Don't question that the ad is useful to society in any way. Don't question what perverted part of the human brain makes us watch re-runs of the add on youtube. Chocolate is fabulous. I'm not going to feel bad about tucking into a Wispa Gold and I'm certainly not going to stop myself laughing at childrens eyebrows. Schadenfreude is a gift after all!
(Note to readers, you can sign up to be on the next eyebrow advert! JiveBrow 09 is recruiting!) http://tinyurl.com/cheh9v
I should add that my grandma genuinly said, "Wowee, that was risky, gettting so close to a gorilla like that. How long do you think it took to train it?" Bless.
Thanks to 'Glass and a Half Full productions', I didn't mind having my weekend dose of x factor interrupted. I actually looked forward to the soulful gorilla, giving it laldey on the drums. I should add that my grandma genuinly said, "Wowee, that was risky, gettting so close to a gorilla like that. How long do you think it took to train it?" Bless.
Airing in August 07 during a break to the Big Brother 7 Finale schedual, the add quickly accummualted a cult following. Facebook appreciation groups were launched, youtube had over 500,000 hits in its first upload week and parodies blossomed across the world as people warmed to the fuzzy fella. Collins made a mint in itunes sales and made a point to protect the copywright license of his song 'In the Air Tonight' by reporting the Wonderbra franchise for doing a 'cup full' parody of the ad. http://tinyurl.com/yj5newz
Even the eyebrow dance ad, which was incredibly disturbing, offered something a little different to the prime time line up. I can barely make it to the moment when the little girl produces a pink balloon before wetting myself. I mean, what does the add tell us about the chocolate? Why would watching two kids ruin any future romantic opportunites make me want to buy chocolate? I think the answer lies in the question. Don't question that the ad is useful to society in any way. Don't question what perverted part of the human brain makes us watch re-runs of the add on youtube. Chocolate is fabulous. I'm not going to feel bad about tucking into a Wispa Gold and I'm certainly not going to stop myself laughing at childrens eyebrows. Schadenfreude is a gift after all!
(Note to readers, you can sign up to be on the next eyebrow advert! JiveBrow 09 is recruiting!) http://tinyurl.com/cheh9v
I should add that my grandma genuinly said, "Wowee, that was risky, gettting so close to a gorilla like that. How long do you think it took to train it?" Bless.
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